distraction:

imhellaswag:

a very inspirational message

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u go girl u do u

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salma:

“i haven’t eaten anything since last year”

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“i remember 2013 like it was yesterday”

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“i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”

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katyissuperawesome:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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staff:

zackisontumblr:

i feel like the staff hates me because i have tumblr in my url and you cant do that anymore

yeah we’re not exactly fans of you

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tescosfinest:

when you are hungry but you have already been offered food earlier

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deadguy95:

G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is

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meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

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timelordy-teganbreann:

thomasthetalkingengine:

anus:

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh

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kmartvevo:

"um… ur bra is showing"

When Mr. Krabs wore this.

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davejade:

do you ever feel like you’re the least liked friend in your group of friends

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