crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via funny-text-posts)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

(via gigglingbean)

thatfunnyblog:

 

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

thatfunnyblog:

I love this company already.

thatfunnyblog:

I love this company already.